Join us as we excise the demons of truly embarrassing old writing. The idea is simple: Seattle writers stand before you and read their middle school diary passages, high school poetry, unsent letters, and other bits of horribly shameful, outrageously entertaining adolescent writing. It's cathartic for readers and hilarious for listeners. Everybody wins when it comes to embarrassment!

Full of melodrama and lust and braces and accidental erections, past Salons have included excruciating tales of heartbreak! Agonizing descriptions of early drug experiences! Teen perspectives on world politics that revolve mostly around cute boys and moon-dust! It's all here, served on a verbal platter for you to drink up and enjoy. Plus, the theater serves booze, so you can get drunk as well!