Andrew Himes traveled a postmodern trajectory through fundamentalist Christianity, fundamentalist Maoism, and fundamentalist Microsoft. Along the way, he assaulted an army of Nazi cows, rebelled against a granddad who helped invent the Religious Right, got himself arrested for illegal use of a bullhorn, and had a near-death experience aboard a bright green Kawasaki. He lived to tell the tale in this extemporaneous live performance.